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It’s the mooooooost awful time of the yeaaaaarrr…

So xmas is here. Am I the only one who hates it?

The sickeningly sweet xmas songs that make little sense, the god-awful xmas movies that take over the television, the clichés that get thrown around at every opportunity, the hoards of shoppers…
Please someone just shoot me before it gets any closer to the dreaded day.
Cannot abide this.

Its beginning to feel a lot like fuck this

 
Its beginning to feel a lot like fuck this

The xmas adverts too. Oh god the ads. Everything begging you to SPEND, SPEND, SPEND. Prices skyrocketing, garish lights and colours and decorations everywhere. Can’t take another minute of all this. ITs basically just a lot of glitz and glamour to make us all forget how our house bills are crushing us and how there are much more important things going wrong in the world. A big, money-making distraction. A glittery, sparkling sham. Like a stripper. Looks good but takes your money and gives you nothing back more than a quick tease before walking off and ignoring you, while her bodyguard shoves you back.

Might hang myself from the tree with the tinsel this year.

You’d better not shout, you’d better not cry, you’d better not scream – santas going in dry.